Being sick sucks...just in case you were wondering.
Dear body,
Why can't you get sick the winter when normal people get sick??? Why now when I could be enticing early aging and skin cancer at the pool? My Hawaii tan has faded thanks to you...by the way, I'm having less than pleasant thoughts toward you right now. Thoughts that would make my mother's hair curl. Don't ask, you probably don't want to know. So, if you could please comply and get over yourself, I would be much obliged.
Sincerely,
C
Dear body,
Why can't you get sick the winter when normal people get sick??? Why now when I could be enticing early aging and skin cancer at the pool? My Hawaii tan has faded thanks to you...by the way, I'm having less than pleasant thoughts toward you right now. Thoughts that would make my mother's hair curl. Don't ask, you probably don't want to know. So, if you could please comply and get over yourself, I would be much obliged.
Sincerely,
C
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